pip's original fiction

Dear God,

Hello! How are you today? My teacher says that we should always ask that in a letter. I think it's kinda silly because when I say "today" I mean the day I write the letter. When my gramma reads "today" it is the day she gets the letter. And that's not the same today! But I guess when I write to you, God, it is the same today, because you can just read it over my shoulder as I write.

My mommy says I should always say thank you for something. I can thank you for lots of things! Thank you for my mommy, and thank you for my bunny Katrina, and thank you for my friend Daniel, and thank you for not letting the lights be off very long when the scary storms came last week.

The reason I am writing you is because I have a question. Preacher James came to our Sunday School class yesterday and said something that confuzed me. He was telling us about the comoonyun we had at Big Church. He said that we drink bread and wine (only not real wine, because we're little and that's not allowed) because it is the body and blud of Jesus. He told us how you magically change it into the bread and the grape juice. Only it's not magic because you're God and God does miracles not magic. But I don't think miracly is a word.

But my question is this: is Jesus really small like Mr. Phillips at my school? I was looking at the bread we had on the table and it didn't look like enough for Him to have been any bigger when he was a person. And Daniel said when his church does the comoonyun, their bread is smaller.

I heard a fifth grader call Mr. Phillips a midget, but I never heard anyone call Jesus a midget. Please tell me if there is a different word you use when you talk about Jesus so I can tell my friends all about Him right.

Sinserely,
Anna-Beth Lockheed

P.S. I love you God! And I love Jesus too even when I have questions about Him.